Sunday, October 5, 2008

I'm back!

Sorry for the extended break, blog fans. In addition to my usual physical exercise regime, I've been working on an academic problem. I've been trying to crack the code and develop a forecast. And it's since it's all about me, the forecast is all about me, too. So without further ado, I present my findings.

After extensive research (almost seven years), I have determined that the greatest indicator of what my day holds is shoes. I explored other variables - human behavior, time of feeding, clothing, celestial alignment, but in the end it was shoes. My specific conclusions...

First, an easy one


Yawn. Rain. Please pass the remote and the Cheetos. I'll be on the couch until the sun comes out.


Parrrrrrty. The humans are going to work. This gives me 8-10 hours to rule the roost. I'll sleep on their bed, get in the trash, the options are limitless.


Grrr, not a fan of these shoes. Humans are going off on their bicycles and will be too tired for running or hiking.


Running. I like running. This will be a nice easy run.


Oh, boy. I hope I can keep up. Today is more of my race pace.

Like most scientific research, there is usually one outlier.


I was unable to make any substantial correlation. Sometimes we went hiking, sometimes we went swimming, sometimes the humans left and came back with bags of food (yum!), sometimes we went on a K-L-A-W. This problem needs further study. I do like the straps, it makes carrying them around much easier.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Party Time

That's right a pool party! Every year they let the dogs take a dip in the people pool before shutting down for the season.

Sunday, September 7, 1-3PM
Wheaton/Glenmont Pool
Dogs you need id (county license and a rabies certificate)
More info here and here.

And here are some photos from last year.

I'm going to work really hard at being good this week, so mom and dad will let me go. Look for me in the fast lane.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Today is . . .

Toilet Paper Day. I have no reference that is an official holiday, but it's on the internet so it must be true, right? Interestingly, it may also be National Dog Day . Coincidence? I think not. To celebrate I may pull that tp all the way downstairs.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I know nothing



And pay no attention to the white stuff in my mouth.

Monday, August 18, 2008

The Fluff

Since Steve asked for a Big Al update, here he is. He's been spending most of his time in his summer den - the basement bathroom. The marble floor keeps him nice and cool. Of course, this leave the front door unprotected, so I need to pick up his slack on alerting the humans to possible canines on the street, mailman, and delivery trucks.