Dear Santa . . .

Dear Santa,

Despite what you may have heard, I have been nice this year. I'm sure you'll have my name on your list. If not, there must be some clerical error. In any case, I've put together a list of some things that might be nice from you or anyone else that might want to get me a Christmahanakwanza or Festivus present.

1. Outward Hound™Portable Water and Gear Pack
I like to be independent, so carrying my own water would be a good thing.

2. Outward Hound™ Cool-it Bandana™
For those summer training runs.

3. K-9 Quencher
Actually, an endorsement deal with them would be great.

4. Happy Tale Ale For kicking back after a tough workout.

5. Treats - I'm not too picky in this category. I like everything! Bring some for my brother too or he takes mine.

Actually, Santa, I have a pretty good life, so if you decide to help the homeless puppies this season, I'll understand. Later I'll post my list of favorite animal charities.

Thanks,
Keaton

PS Uhhh, sorry about that plate of cookies.